Barefoot Hiking Boot

Footwear with heels are out. Barefoot is in. Finally a legit barefoot boot. The reason to wear barefoot is very simple. It is the number 1 way to keep yourself pain free. Wearing a heeled boot or dress shoe will leave you with knee, hip and back pain. Simply because it throws your body out of its natural alignment. Finally you can stand and move for hours at a time in true natural comfort, the way nature intended.

$242.00                         Check it out

Tulsi Tea

Tulsi tea. Also known as Holy Basil, because to this day the people in India still pray to it. It’s that God like. Seriously. Tulsi tea gives you energy without caffeine. It strengthens the adrenal glands instead of weakening them like caffeinated beverages. This is one of my secret weapons and the reason I have such a big advantage on my competition. To be honest, I shouldn’t even be sharing it with the public like this.

$12.69                         Check it out

Human Skull Logs

The problem with today is that nobody drinks from the skulls of their dead enemies anymore. Since doing that would be pretty awkward just settle for the next best thing, burning these Myard skull logs made from refractory cement. They can withstand temperatures up to 3,000 degrees fahrenheit.

$69.95                          Check it out

Confetti high 5’s

For under 10 dollars you can take the feeling you get after the perfect high-five and multiply it by 5 million. You will submerge yourself in a pool of celebratory love butter when you make direct eye contact with that lucky someone who is ready to take their high 5’s to the next level.

$9.95                          Check it out

Winter 2017 Thorlikes style

You were cold last winter. That was stupid. Don’t worry though, this time it’s going to be different. has your back. Here are 8 items you must have when the temperature drops to well below freezing.

                                                      The Parka


Canada goose jackets are the coolest. I once had to work outside in 0 degree weather. The only person who was warm on set was wearing one of these. He actually had a t-shirt underneath and would have to unzip once in a while just to cool down.

That fur on the hood. It never freezes and repels water naturally, natures design.

This is what scientists wear on the north pole when they’re searching for Santa Claus.

Pick one up here on Amazon for a cool $974.95

                                                                       Hand Warmers


Hand warmers are cheap and can save you from frost bite if you get caught out in the cold. Keep some in your jacket pockets. I’ve even put them on the top of my feet before putting my boots on.

Grab some here on

                                                                Wearable sleeping bag

Great invention. Self explanatory. I made a viral meme for this. Keep the block hot, even when it’s cold.

$169                  Check it out

                                                                      Carhartt Coveralls

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For the people that don’t like wearing a sleeping bag but still want to stay fully covered.

$88                  Check it out

                                                                    Waterproof boots

Fresh. Go good with the Parka.

Click on the pic or right here to find out more.

                                                                     Electric Boot Dryer


This is an electric boot dryer that works over night. You will be very pleased with the results. The dryer is rated for 36 Watts and circulates warm air by convection, so there no noise and little to wear out – this unit came with a 30-year guarantee. It does not come with an On/Off switch, but a switchable power strip solves that problem.

Maxx Dry SD Boot Dryer

Grab it here on Amazon for $28.

                                                                  Zippo Hand Warmer


American made since 1932. Zippo lighters have an undefeated 83-0 record in the lighter game. Nobody comes close, and they’re guaranteed for life.

This one in particular just happens to keep your hands warm as a cup of coffee would. Which is just enough.

Read some of the reviews here to learn how to properly use it.

                                                 Smart Wool Socks

These socks change lives. Your feet become warmer and start to smell better too. This is special wool. You can wear them everyday and only wash them once a week. The wool never collects bad bacteria. They’re basically acidophilus for your foot. Click now and within a few days you can experience the best foot you’ve ever had.

Check them out on Amazon

Top 10 Yogi Berra Quotes of All-time

A legend died yesterday. If you don’t know, his name was Yogi Berra.

He was a 15 time All -Star. MVP of the American league three times. Won World Series as a manager in the National and American leagues. And he appeared in 21 World Series, winning 13 of them.

He grew up in an Italian neighborhood of St. Louis called “The Hill” and fought in World War II as a Gunners Mate in the U.S. Navy.

Even though he dropped out of school in the 8th grade, that never stopped him from dropping serious jewels of knowledge on the all of us.

I remember being a little kid at baseball camp, seeing his crazy, confusing and paradoxical quotes. It was at that very moment I knew it was okay to be weird, and still be respected and considered a successful adult.

He was a master of hitting bad pitches, which to me, is symbolic to making something out of nothing.

Here are my 10 favorite Yogi Berra isms of All-time:

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Never give up. Don’t quit. Just because you’re down and out doesn’t mean you can’t make a comeback, because it’s never to late to turn it all around.

A lot of people look at the score board when they’re losing and start thinking real negative thoughts. Especially when they’re losing by a lot.

The secret is to never take the scoreboard seriously. Convince yourself that the comeback will be easy, because with confidence and hard work, it will be.

Some of the best comebacks I’ve ever been a part of started with a simple mental switch. Convincing my team and myself that coming back from a bunch of runs or points is easy and that we’ve done it many times and we will do it again.

Never, under any circumstance count yourself out.




Mental mastery at its finest right here. He couldn’t imagine eating six slices so he asked for them to be cut into four. Genius.

He was a “life hacker” before any stupid hipster coined the phrase.

Just another reminder that you are the master of your own universe. Break the rules and manipulate labels to cater to you and your needs. It works.




Wan’t to learn something? Watch how the greats do it and take notes.



Be yourself, you’re the only one who knows if you’re doing it wrong.



Pretty self explanatory, when you find a fork in road pick it up and take it. Use it to stab an enemy in the eye or to eat your next meal.

Don’t just leave a perfectly good fork, those cost money.



Do you know what the most important part of getting a hit is? It’s knowing you’re going to get one.

Step into the batters box of life, stare the pitcher in the eyes, and shove the ball down his fucking throat.



Have a plan and stick to it. All you have to do is a little something great everyday and you’ll be great for life.



“Good artists copy, great artists steal.” -ME (after I stole that from whoever said it)



Little thing called preparation folks. It’s no coincidence that Yogi out lived all the other Yankee greats. He knew how to master the art of timing.

I hate being late to anything. But I also hate rushing. Rushing makes time move faster, which in turn, makes you grow older quicker.

Ever notice how the mornings before work or school go by very fast and you never have enough time? Yeah, that’s because you’re in a rush to get somewhere. Or as I like to call it, a rush to nowhere.

Take your time. Create some distance.

Want to know one of the best anti-aging secrets? Take your time and slow the clock down. There’s a very good reason turtles out live us all.

You’ll get there when you get there. Only fools rush in.



You don’t have to volunteer information every chance you get. There’s nothing wrong with not knowing things. It takes a wise person to admit when they don’t know something and then ask someone who does. Being stubborn and pretending you know everything will just keep you in the dark on a lot of important information. You’ll only be hurting yourself in the end.

It’s okay to ask for help and it’s okay to look stupid. That’s how you grow.



I know the title of this post says top 10 but I couldn’t leave this one out. It’s also right along the lines of something Yogi would do.

Some of the best hitters I ever played with were very stupid people. What I mean by that is they were simple minded. They weren’t the type to over think anything. They literally had no clue that a slump was even possible and if they ever fell into a funk it wasn’t because they were in a slump it was just because sometimes you make an out a bunch of times in a row.

Don’t over think things. You’re not bad you just ran across a few bad breaks. Chalk it up to the law of averages and carry on.

Closing thoughts

Dear Yogi,

Even though you will be missed, your wisdom will always live on. Because legends never die.

You were the only catcher to ever call a perfect game in the World Series. Who would have thought?

The little short runt who everyone underestimated, is the man with the most World Series rings of all.