Winter 2017 Thorlikes style

You were cold last winter. That was stupid. Don’t worry though, this time it’s going to be different. has your back. Here are 8 items you must have when the temperature drops to well below freezing.

                                                      The Parka


Canada goose jackets are the coolest. I once had to work outside in 0 degree weather. The only person who was warm on set was wearing one of these. He actually had a t-shirt underneath and would have to unzip once in a while just to cool down.

That fur on the hood. It never freezes and repels water naturally, natures design.

This is what scientists wear on the north pole when they’re searching for Santa Claus.

Pick one up here on Amazon for a cool $974.95

                                                                       Hand Warmers


Hand warmers are cheap and can save you from frost bite if you get caught out in the cold. Keep some in your jacket pockets. I’ve even put them on the top of my feet before putting my boots on.

Grab some here on

                                                                Wearable sleeping bag

Great invention. Self explanatory. I made a viral meme for this. Keep the block hot, even when it’s cold.

$169                  Check it out

                                                                      Carhartt Coveralls

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For the people that don’t like wearing a sleeping bag but still want to stay fully covered.

$88                  Check it out

                                                                    Waterproof boots

Fresh. Go good with the Parka.

Click on the pic or right here to find out more.

                                                                     Electric Boot Dryer


This is an electric boot dryer that works over night. You will be very pleased with the results. The dryer is rated for 36 Watts and circulates warm air by convection, so there no noise and little to wear out – this unit came with a 30-year guarantee. It does not come with an On/Off switch, but a switchable power strip solves that problem.

Maxx Dry SD Boot Dryer

Grab it here on Amazon for $28.

                                                                  Zippo Hand Warmer


American made since 1932. Zippo lighters have an undefeated 83-0 record in the lighter game. Nobody comes close, and they’re guaranteed for life.

This one in particular just happens to keep your hands warm as a cup of coffee would. Which is just enough.

Read some of the reviews here to learn how to properly use it.

                                                 Smart Wool Socks

These socks change lives. Your feet become warmer and start to smell better too. This is special wool. You can wear them everyday and only wash them once a week. The wool never collects bad bacteria. They’re basically acidophilus for your foot. Click now and within a few days you can experience the best foot you’ve ever had.

Check them out on Amazon