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The 8 most expensive items on Amazon

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So many entrepreneurs these days making bank.

I kind of feel bad for them. All that money coming in and no one has done a post for them.

Until now.

Here are the 8 most expensive items on Amazon:

1. Patek Philippe Nautilus 40mm Platinum 40th Anniversary Watch

 

PRICE $240,00 

Click this link right now to buy https://amzn.to/2M44brv (It ain’t stuntin’ if you got it)

To celebrate the 40th anniversary of the launch of the iconic Nautilus line Patek Philippe created this extravagant model in Platinum. Water resistant to 120 meters. Most of yall can’t even swim that far. This watch is a limited edition of only 700 pieces. That means there’s probably only 1 left. That’s a problem. You need this.

 

2. Lladro Niagara Chandelier 2 Metres

$110,000

If having 10 million dollars doesn’t make you cool, this definitely will!

300 fairies all up in your foyer. Foyer comes from the latin word focus. You already know.

Reminds me of the butterfly effect. State of the art fiber optics all up in your cornea. This is the amazon link right here click it now —–> https://amzn.to/2M0nkuf

3. Babe Ruth signed baseball

$124,719.99

Before he turned eight, Ruth had was already chewing tobacco and drinking whiskey. Unlike you who is 35 and still yet to get a hand job. He was sent to live at St. Mary’s Industrial School for Boys, a Catholic reform school, and listed as incorrigible. That basically means he was tough as nails and there was zero chance he’d ever amount to anything. Not bad. Click here right now to add this to your collection —–> https://amzn.to/2v3JNQH

4. 1943 Unique Lincoln Cent 9-Piece Set with Experimental Antimony Test Piece

$100,000

Benjamin Franklin reportedly designed the first American penny in 1787. Known as the Fugio cent, it bears the image of a sun and sundial above the message “Mind Your Business.” A chain with 13 links, each representing one of the original colonies, encircles the motto “We Are One” on the reverse. I’d rather have that then this, but shit….no one was selling it on amazon.

Click here right now to check it out ——-> https://amzn.to/2LKKfgi

5. Eric Clapton 2014 Fender Stratocaster

$129,999.99

Eric Clapton was a so-called illegitimate child. In 1945, Clapton’s mother, Patricia Clapton, gave birth to Eric and then left him with his grandparents. Later Patricia had another family with another man, though she would come and visit Eric, who, for many years, thought Patricia was his older sister. I really wish they sold a Jimi Hendrix guitar. Or a Stevie Ray Vaughan.

Click here to check it out now ——–> https://amzn.to/2M3aXOc

6. Rolex Rainbow Yacht Master EVEROSE Diamond Dial 

$135,000

The “KING OF ALL WATCHES”, Rolex was founded in London by an orphan named Hans Waldorf. You should name your first son that. Blikky got the sticky yo. Click right here now to check it out —-> https://amzn.to/2M236Ad

 

7. Mickey Mantle signed cards

$90,909.99

Mickey Mantle was almost as good at baseball as he was at drinking alcohol.

Why should you buy this? Because the guy is legend and that energy will transfer over to you the second you get these in your possession.

Don’t believe me that he is a legend Read this X-rated story on reddit about him.

Click here right now to buy his rookie cards on amazon ——–> https://amzn.to/2LUADzS

 

8. Dakini Designs Tibetan Kartika Phurba/advanced practice/Master level

$250,000 

In Vajrayana Buddhism, the Kartika is a small, crescent-shaped knife used in burial ceremonies. As a symbol, it represents the cutting away of all material and worldly aspects of one’s existence, including the human body, which is why it is often depicted in the right hand of Yamantaka, the destroyer of death. You need this.

Buy it right now Amazon style ——-> https://amzn.to/2vmcasz

How to eat like a silverback gorilla

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Did you read about the gorillas that were dying of heart disease?

The idiots in charge of feeding them at the zoo were giving them mostly fortified biscuits instead of raw green leafy vegetables.

Their futures looked pretty grim until a genius scientist stepped in.

Guy had the bright idea to just start feeding them what they eat in the wild. Who would have thought?

New diet!? Ha!

Nothing is new about what they’ve been eating for the last 18 million years!

From the article:

Click this link right here to read about it

And check this link out too

So this is pretty simple. We had a bunch of gorillas in very bad health from eating fortified biscuits.

As soon as they stopped eating them and starting eating raw greens, their health significantly improved.

What does a silverback gorilla eat in the wild?

“The gorilla diet consists of eating 40 plus pounds of vegetation and fruit daily. They eat a lot of shoots, leaves and plant matter. There are actually about 142 varieties of plants represented in the silverback’s diet, including bamboo, celery, nettles, thistles and succulent herbs. When they can get them, they also love to eat any wild berries they can find. To sustain their weight, they need to eat about 60 pounds of food every day.” (Source)

60 pounds of food every day!

So back to the researchers at the zoo with the sick gorillas.

They removed the biscuits and reintroduced the greens.

At first the gorillas went through withdrawal symptoms and refused to eat anything at all.

Then magically they came back to their senses and started to eat massive amounts of raw greens again.

A year later and 65 pounds lighter, the heart disease was gone and the gorillas were thriving.

Common sense really.

We can learn a lot from this, because we are very similar to the gorilla. 98 percent identical in our DNA sequences to be exact.

That means most of our genes are very similar, or even identical to, the gorilla version of the same gene.

So if gorillas were dying of heart disease because of a diet high in fortified biscuits and what saved them was switching back to their diets of mostly raw green leafy vegetable what does that tell you?

We need more raw greens.

My lunch today

Your average human today doesn’t eat nearly as much fresh raw greens.

Lately I have been going to a local farm stand and getting 3-6 heads of fresh dark green lettuce. Either some romaine or some other variety. Whatever looks fresh.

This new lifestyle started by accident really. First I read that article about the gorillas and second I was forced to eat an insane amount of salad at this place called Porta in Asbury Park, NJ.

The fam and I went out to eat and I ordered two salads for the table.

Normal stuff. Until the two salads arrived and they were “family style” portions. There was probably enough salad for 12 people.

I was determined to not waste the food so I finished as much as I could, which was about six big heaping plates.

Later that night my energy was through the roof.

Why is it so important to eat a lot of raw leafy greens?

It’s all about the folate people.

The human body needs folate.

The term “folic” is from the latin word folium, which means leaf.

Folate deficiency may lead to glossitis, diarrhea, depression, confusion, anemia, and fetal neural tube defects and brain defects (during pregnancy). Other symptoms include fatigue, gray hair, mouth sores, poor growth, and swollen tongue. (Source)

Why is folate important for my health?

Everyone needs some folate in their bodies. Folate helps make red and white blood cells. If you do not get enough folate, you could get a blood condition called anemia (an-ee-me-yah). People who have anemia feel tired or weak and have trouble focusing or concentrating.

Protect the blood. Eat like the gorilla.

After 6 plates of raw greens I went out and ran around on the playground with my kids. I was the only parent keeping up with them.

Think your in shape? Try to mimic the movements of a 5 year old on a playground.

They’re non stop. Play hard, nap hard.

Back to the silverback gorilla.

The average gorilla is 5-16 times stronger than us humans.

Want to be like them?

Stick to a mainly vegetarian diet, feeding on stems, bamboo shoots and fruits.

Western lowland gorillas, however, also have an appetite for termites and ants, and break open termite nests to eat the larvae.

Click this link here now to read more about how switching to only raw greens saved these gorillas from heart disease and much more!

https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2011/02/110217091130.htm

This is simple common sense stuff really but with so many temptations and empty calorie sweet foods it’s very easy to forget. Go back to your roots, back to nature.

Try eating mostly greens for a few days and tell me how you feel, leave a comment below!

My experience with Kanye West

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Kanye West. A Thor Story

My first memories of Kanye West are from when I was going to junior college in Rockland County, NY.

Funny enough, his album at the time was called “College Dropout” and I was ready to do the same thing.

I actually had a professor in that school use Kanye lyrics for a lesson one day. It must have been the spring of 2004 and the song was “All falls down”.

He said he wanted one of the students to recite the song out loud to the class, but when he asked, no one raised their hand. So I volunteered to do it, or he picked me, I can’t remember…

Either way I was thinking to myself, damn, this teacher is cool.

So I looked down at the print out he provided for us and started to flow:

“Man I promise, she’s so self conscious
She has no idea what she’s doing in college
That major that she majored in don’t make no money
But she won’t drop out, her parents will look at her funny
Now, tell me that ain’t insecure
The concept of school seems so secure
Sophomore three years ain’t picked a career
She like fuck it, I’ll just stay down here and do hair
Cause that’s enough money to buy her a few pairs of new Airs
Cause her baby daddy don’t really care
She’s so precious with the peer pressure
Couldn’t afford a car so she named her daughter Alexus
She had hair so long that it looked like weave
Then she cut it all off now she look like Eve
And she be dealing with some issues that you can’t believe
Single black female addicted to retail and well…”

My class was about to find out what everyone that went to my high school already knew, although I was white, I could flow, and my delivery was on point.

“Man I promise, I’m so self conscious
That’s why you always see me with at least one of my watches
Rollies and Pasha’s done drove me crazy
I can’t even pronounce nothing, pass that versace!
“Then I spent 400 bucks on this
Just to be like nigga you ain’t up on this!
And I can’t even go to the grocery store
Without some ones thats clean and a shirt with a team
It seems we living the american dream
But the people highest up got the lowest self esteem
The prettiest people do the ugliest things
For the road to riches and diamond rings
We shine because they hate us, floss cause they degrade us
We trying to buy back our 40 acres
And for that paper, look how low we a’stoop
Even if you in a Benz, you still a nigga in a coop/coupe”

I don’t even remember what the subject of the class was, but when I was done everyone clapped and the teacher was impressed with me.

I was impressed as well, but not with myself, with Kanye, although I had listened to the song a few times on the radio. I didn’t realize how “deep” it really was. It made me think.

Most songs are like this. They sit in our subconscious and alter our brainwaves many times without us even knowing it. For good or for bad. When talking mainstream radio, I’d say it’s mostly the latter.

The power of suggestive thought cannot be reasonably argued. Whether it be through music or movies, what people see and hear does affect their minds.

That’s why it’s funny to me that people are so mad at a guy over some twitter noise, when he has been dropping gems for the last 15 years.

I mean we are talking about the guy behind one of the greatest hip hop records of all time:

It’s bigger than “Hip Hop” off the Dead Prez “Let’s get free” album.

Check out the cover

and the lyrics:
“One thing ’bout music
when it hits you feel no pain
white folks stay in control yo brain
I know betta than that!”

This is the guy you’re mad at!?

Back to the story

A few of my friends told me how he had been making hits, and that after a car accident he finally saw the light and started to come out on his own, letting his voice be heard.

As a genius like that, you can only be the man behind the scenes for so long.

It’s got to make you feel some type of way to see all these people getting famous off your work.

Shit as my man G said, the album that made Jay-Z super famous, “The Blueprint” doesn’t happen without Kanye.

My next memory of Kanye is when he came on live TV, and said “George bush doesn’t care about black people”

My favorite part of that was Mike Meyers face right after. He didn’t say it out loud but his facial expression was like, “Oh fuck. No dude, you can’t do stuff like that!”

I remember having to defend Kanye to some of my republican friends that week.

Funny thing, thirteen years later I’m now defending him to my friends that are democrats.

My type of guy.

My next memory of Kanye West was the day I got to paint his apartment in New York…

One of the first jobs I ever had in the entertainment industry was with an art director on music videos.

My mom is a teacher and her fellow colleague has a brother who is an art director in the TV biz.

At lunch they would talk and share stories….I was an artist knuckle head and his brother was an artist knuckle head turned professional, my mom linked me up with his number and I called him to see if I could get some PA work.

Called a few times to no answer. Then one day in that same very summer of 2004, when I was on my way to summer school to take a math class I had already failed once, I got a call from him.

“Hey Evan, what are you doing tomorrow?”

“Hey! Oh, I have a math class tomorrow.”

“Oh that’s too bad, I wanted to see if you could work with me on the new Juelz Santana music video…”

“Oh yeah, nah, I don’t have math class tomorrow, it got cancelled. Where should I meet you and what time?”

He laughed and gave me all the details. Rest is history.

Those music video stories are a post for another time and another place.

So a few jobs later, few months gone by with no calls, he calls me again.

“I have a job tomorrow but I can’t tell you what it is. Are you available?”

“Yes sure I can do it.”

“Meet me at the corner of Broadway and Houston at 7 am.”

“Copy, see you there.

I was excited.

I get there and he tells me what the job is, we are going to paint Kanye West’s apartment.

He told me how it was some crazy amount of money and blah blah blah.

I don’t really care about stuff like that. I was just excited to meet him and hoped I could share some ideas or spit a freestyle for him.

Get inside his place and my first thought is like “damn this is not a lot of space for all that money.”

Second thought was, “damn this dude isn’t even going to be here today. That sucks.”

Third thought was “damn this man sure has a lot of books for someone who publicly stated he doesn’t read books”.

That’s when I started to get it more. As a reader and a mental manipulator myself, I do the same things.

It’s like walking around with no shirt on with ripped abs telling people you’ve never done a sit up in your life.

Or maybe you don’t even read the books, but they are there just in case, and they look good.

It’s funny to me how people can be so mad at Kanye for wearing a MAGA hat, yet totally overlook beautiful art and deep messages he’s given us.

It’s probably because they never went that deep into the music to begin with.

Do you even close your eyes when you listen to your favorite songs?

Stop telling that man how to think or feel. It’s crazy to me how radio hosts who play toxic music with horrible messages in the lyrics have the audacity to talk down to the Louie Vutton Don right now.

My third and final memory of Kanye is when I worked the VMAs in Brooklyn in 2013.

I had been working on it all week and was done with my assignments so I wasn’t needed for show day. But I still had my all access pass. So I got a little bottle of something and hopped on the train to Brooklyn.

All done with my bottle I went into the venue looking for a bar. Found one through the players tunnels and ordered a drink. When it was time to pay the bartender said it was free. That’s when I realized this wasn’t a regular party.

I looked around and saw Drake with his crew.

To the right was Mile Cyrus being interviewed on camera.

Oh shit, I’m in the VIP pre party and it’s open bar!

Whatever… few drinks later I’m walking into the venue alongside Drakes cousin.

We watch him perform and then I get lost.

Hour or so later Kanye comes on and performs and I make my way back stage to greet him as he comes off.

I was amped cheering jumping all around. Gave him daps and he exchanged the favor.

“Great performance man you killed it!”

He smiled from ear to ear, I could tell he truly appreciated the reciprocation.

Then he looked at his homey with the expression like, “who is this guy?”

I laughed, dapped him up and walked away disappearing back into the crowd.

…to be continued…

Fire Cider

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Ingredients speak for them self. Apple Cider Vinegar, Raw Honey, Oranges, Lemons, Onions, Ginger, Horseradish, Garlic, Turmeric, Habanero Pepper. Get some!

$25.99                        Check it out

Skate Liver Oil

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Be strong of mind, body and spirit. Skate oil sustains mood, mind, bone and joint health. Skate liver oil is abundant in vitamins A, D, E, and K as well as the full range of omega fatty acids. But because skates are cartilaginous fish, the oil also contains a variety of micronutrients specific to connective tissue. An OG Russian fisherman with the strongest handshake of all-time put me on to this, plus Michael Mason swears by it and that man has life on lock down.

$30.37                 Check it out

The Secret Life of Plants

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This book will change how you view the World. A fascinating account of the physical, emotional, and spiritual relations between plants and man. From plants being more accurate than a lie detector test to a scientist using a house plant to open up his garage from a block away. A lot of useful information in this that can be used to your benefit. A very important book.

$9.70                        Check it out

Crystal Ball

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Enhance the energy of any room in your home with the power of crystal light. Ancient secret technique to help adjust chi flow energy. Very powerful reflecting light from ALL directions. Many feng shui solutions call for a crystal ball to be placed on a desk or table top. I prefer hanging them in front of a window from the ceiling using a red ribbon. Feng shui is a Chinese philosophical system of harmonizing everyone with the surrounding environment. It is closely linked to Taoism. The term feng shui literally translates as “wind-water” in English and is considered one of the five arts of Chinese Metaphysics. Using it as a tool in the home or office can enhance your wealth, knowledge, fame and relationships.

$85.10                         Check it out

The MindBody Code

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With The MindBody Code, Dr. Mario Martinez shares the rewards of an investigation that has spanned generations and cultures to reveal the most effective methods for initiating deep and lasting change. Through fascinating case studies and practical training in the new science of biocognition, Dr. Martinez illuminates the pathways to healing the archetypal wounds of shame, abandonment, and betrayal; how to break through the ceilings of abundance that limit prosperity and create the “subcultures of wellness” that will help you reach your full potential; how to transform “aging consciousness” to continually increase your value and competence as you grow older; and much more.

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Pumpkin Seeds

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Secret weapon right here. Pumpkin seeds are high in Zinc and plant based omega 3 fats. They are also Nature’s most nourishing food for the prostate gland. That makes them a preventive measure against prostate cancer and impotence. Eat 2-3 ounces daily.

$12.99                             Check it out

Get Out The Friend Zone T-shirt

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Put her in the friend zone with this viral masterpiece. This shirt will automatically make you turn the tables on that special someone you just can’t seem to get to the next level with. The very second you put this on you will actually start asking her to do YOU favors! While absolutely giving nothing back in return! Pick you up from work. Pick up your take out food and drop it off. Even drive you and your new girlfriend to the movies! The sky is the limit here dudes. Grab one now!

$17.99                          Check it out